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Polly Gillespie, a card-carrying Illuminati member.
OPINION: As a card-carrying member of the Illuminati, I think I even have both the appropriate and the advantage to comment on conspiracy theories, or as we within the Illuminati call them 'actual, factual, facts-primarily based secrets and techniques'. yes, as somebody with connections to all those other people with connections, and having been on all those super secret Illuminati Zoom calls, i am relatively certain my enlightenment will rain down on you, and shock you in to profoundly realising what's really occurring in this loopy world.
within the Illuminati the first rule is, 'do not worry about speakme concerning the Illuminati, because most poorlings do not be aware our magic'.
lately, a radio host tried to get the thoroughly least expensive and broadminded furnish Robertson to comment on conspiracy theories. supply turned into not having a bar of it. (furnish's also in the Illuminati, and infrequently brings selfmade cookies to face Wellington meetings.) yes, a radio character all of sudden broke out of his 'commonplace' and 'reasoned' talk zone, and gallantly threw our minister of finance a giant conspiracy-laced curveball. i do know that radio host.
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Minister of Finance grant Robertson changed into a visitor on talkback radio this week.
always been a good guy, but evidently miffed he wasn't covered in the closing Illuminati intake. It variety of works like the NBA draft, however everyone wears golden capes, and we stare in to crystal balls. suave move, Granty, pretending you didn't purchase in to complete 'Covid conspiracy.' obviously Illuminati Bootcamp taught you a great deal.
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"The fact? You can not tackle the fact!" (think about that in Jack Nicholson's voice), however right here it is:
The earth is flat. if you fly worldwide you're actually just flying round in a circle. Australia does not exist, and there's no such factor because the Bermuda Triangle. Hapless boaties just fall over the lip of the earth platter. Pop off all the time. How careless.
The Royal family ARE lizard people. possible see this rather without doubt when gazing the royal first rate-grandchildren poke out their tongues at the paparazzi. They are not being cheeky. it be their unbridled reptilian nature.
JFK shot himself. i do know, correct? It makes so lots feel in case you consider about it.
Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison and Princess Diana run a small dairy north of Ruakaka. They wear fake noses and wigs. no longer cheap $2 store wigs. precise human hair, so the disguises are flawless.
Covid is only a chilly. No, wait, Covid was created by synthetic intelligence as a way to freak the world in to staying indoors so that the reptilian royal family unit might meet in secret with the chinese language, then work out what to do about Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and Willie Nelson. yes 'Willie Nelson'. he is been inflicting such havoc together with his weed smoking propaganda, and terrible dress experience.
Man did not land on the moon. They landed on Pluto. Some nosey scientists discovered concerning the sham, and here's why Pluto acquired cast out of the planetary device. Bloody sneaky scientists.
Princess Diana (see above, Monday to Friday on the counter on the dairy) realised she could not marry Dodi al Fayed, however failed to recognize the way to dump him, and so 'ghosted' him. here's in fact how the time period 'ghosting' got here into the vernacular. See now? It makes sense.
the twin Towers were no longer flown into. George Bush just wanted to take the attention off his negative recognition rankings, and so had a few guys his dad knew in demolition tackle a 'huge job'.
I can not focus on vaccinations. Even we Illuminati are vaccinated. I suggest, pretty much despite the fact we know they are despatched from the evil gods of modern drugs, we'd somewhat be safe than sorry.
and eventually. Oh, gosh I suppose like a magician making a gift the magic secrets and techniques, Leonardo DiCaprio now not Leonardo da Vinci spells out the secrets of Jesus Christ's continuing bloodline throughout the Wolf of Wall road. Leonardo 'the artist' gave no clues in his artwork. so you obtained well ripped off in case you forked out money for the Da Vinci Codes.
well performed fellow Illuminati brother provide Robertson, however those talkback braniacs are too smart for you and your evasive tactics.
"lengthy reside Queen Elizabeth! Queen of the British Empire, and the Reptile enclosure at Auckland Zoo!"
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